Sunday, August 3

How to get your parents to bring you for a swim.

Method A: Protest

  1. Oppose all other suggestions your parents made. For eg, "Playground?"" NO!", "Shopping mall?"" NO!" "Library? NO!"
  2. Do not leave any room for negotiation.
  3. Wail if necessary.


Method B: Do a Tribal Dance with a Mask

  1. Chant: "I want to go swimming" 10000 times in the most annoying way you can.
  2. Dance around your parents with your mask and make sure your chanting is loud enough for them to notice.

Method C: Jedi Mind Trick

  1. Put on your Jedi robe.
  2. Go up to your parents and say it in a matter-of-fact manner: "You will bring me to the swimming pool. "

Your hard work will be rewarded.

2 voices:

Lydia said...

lol @ float-mask and the Jedi pics! Nice strawberry shortcake swimsuit. The wheather looks nice for a swim, how nice to have a pool just at your door step!

Joyce Long said...

Wow..the is a good preparation..surely Jae cannot resist to swim into the pool with her nice swimsuit and the float..