A highly efficient teleconversation

Recently, the very friendly and efficient support staff from my workplace has become very fond of calling us on our personal mobile for the most trival matter. That's how they become very efficient.

Just this evening, at 6.10pm, I received a call from them. And this week is school vacation week.

Me: Hello?
Evil lin: Hello? Angie ah?
Me: Yes speaking.
Evil lin: Are you in school now?
Me: (raised voice) Of course not lah! (SIOW!)
E.L: Oh, i thought you are mah. Because that day I rang XXX and he was in school.
Me: (while scratching head trying to understand the logic) What's up?
E.L: There is something that is passed the deadline and you have not submitted.
Me: What's that?
E.L: Please check your email.
Me: Huh? What deadline?
E.L: Please check your email.
Me: What is it regarding?
E.L: Please check your email. You are supposed to reply to either Su or Mrs J.
Me: What???? Are you talking about XXXXXX?
E.L: Yes.
Me: I have submitted. And the content is XXXX.
E.L: When did you submit?
Me: LOOOONNNNGGG AGGGOOOO.
E.L: Is it? Which group are you in charge huh?
Me: XXX.
E.L: Angie Ng huh?... you are in charge of XXX group huh. The content is XXXX huh?
Me: YES!
E.L: Ok i go and check.
Me:(WTF)

And this group of people were just awarded $2500 for outstanding contribution award. *applause*

You win.