Saturday, March 31

我姓方,名字叫向痴


左右不分,是我最大的问题。如果需要我给开车的人方向指示,我只能够说:“转你那边”,或是“转我这边”。要思考这边是左还是右,最少需要三秒钟,然后嘴巴说出来的却又是相反的方向。我这个毛病,常常给开车的人带来很多苦恼,甚至让他们火冒三丈。

但是,我为人又十分热心,常常在路上看到旅客在看地图或问路,就会不自量力地充当旅游亲善大使。我不止一次信心满满,心肠热热地扮演仙人指路。当对方连声道谢随着我指的方向走后,我大概过了三分钟才发现我给错指示了。这时已经是亡羊补牢了,只能默默在心里向对方道歉,并希望他能找到真正的贵人给他带路。

最可怕的一次,是在旅游的时候,我左问问右问问,问到了旅店附近有一间书局。欢天喜地地扛了一大叠书会旅店的途中,遇到了同样在找书局的团友。我又极其古道热肠地把方向告诉她,他三步拼做两步就急急往我指的方向迈去了。我正为自己做了件好事而沾沾自喜的时候,猛然想起把其中一个转角的方向说错了!但是,要买书的人早已走远,我自己又拖着两大袋的书,实在没有办法去弥补自己的过错。第二天吃早餐的时候,我拼命向对方道歉。还好她表面上看起来并不生气,只是告诉我她奇怪自己怎么走到了天涯海角似的还看不见书店,最后便折回旅馆了。我羞愧难当,唯有不停地道歉。

我想呀,我还是要自量一点。看地图给方向指示这回事,可不是光凭一股热情就能办好的。我还是先搞定了自己,才给别人带路吧!

Saturday, March 24

BayB Get-Together

What started as a simple advance celebration for the Apr 06 babies snowballed into a considerably large-scale lunch get-together involving 17 adults, 2 toddlers and 9 babies, at Vil'age, China Square Central.

This was the first time we met up with other mommies and daddies whose forum userids we've grown so accustomed to through our regular exchanges over cyberspace (not counting the two occassions where we'd coincidentally bumped into Idy Tan and Chin Mama). It's great to now be able to put a face to each of these hitherto faceless nicknames and handles. Thanks goes to Vivian aka ezrababy for organising this event!

Managed to snap some pics amidst the "organised chaos". Here they are - 世界未来的主人翁!(The real babies, not those overgrown ones).

Wednesday, March 21

Trilogy

It appears that more and more, Hollywood are churning out their movies in installments of 3. Trilogies are really getting quite prevalent lately.

Recent examples include The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Mission Impossible, Blade, The Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Star Wars Prequel...

More movies, with already a sequel tucked under their belt, are going for the power of three with an upcoming 3rd installment. Some of these to-be trilogies are:

- Spiderman (with Spiderman 3)
- Ocean's Eleven series (with Ocean's Thirteen)
- Pirates of the Caribbean (with POTC: At World's End)
- The Ring (with Ring 3)
- Rush Hour (with Rush Hour 3)
- Jason Bourne series (with The Bourne Ultimatum)
- Sin City (with Sin City 2 this year and Sin City 3 in 2008)

It's great actually, cos most of these movies must inherently possess sufficient merit in order for them to make it to number 3. Just check out this trailer of the POTC: At World's End, which is just released. It's HOT! It's got Chow Yuen Fatt too.

Saturday, March 17

Elle-You-See-Kay

Obi-wan Kenobi said to Han Solo in Star Wars Episode IV, "In my experience, there is no such thing as Luck."

I think that is because Obi-wan had never won a lucky draw throughout his Jedi life. Pity. So much for the Force.

Maybe this new Golden Pig year is having some favourable effects on my lucky stars. Maybe the Fengshui Master's tips truly are taking effect. The fact is, I feel damn lucky!

It was midweek when I got the call.

"Hello. Is this...mmm...Ng, xxx, xxxxx?"

I glanced at the caller ID. Not a familiar number.

"Yes, this is xxx xxxxx." I replied in my so-what-do-you-want-to-sell-me-this-time voice.

"Hi. This is Eileen calling from FiRST mag. Do you remember you entered the “FiRST Favourite Cover – Readers’ Choice" contest in Nov last year?

"Mmm...yes, I might have."

"Well, congratulations! You are one of our lucky winners of the Panasonic Viera 26 inch LCD TV. Can you come down this Friday to SPH to collect it?"

It took me a while to take in this totally unexpected message. I mean, this is really good! This must be the biggest thing I've ever won so far in my life. After thanking Eileen profusely (after switching voice to the oh-so-thankful tone) over the phone, I sms'd Angie to tell her the wonderful news. She asked if I was bluffing her.

The new TV set is now sitting comfortably in my living room. Its arrival is actually also very well coordinated, and at a time when I was grieving over my stroke of bad luck. See, my Palladine LCD TV recently broke down after a thunderstorm which tripped the electric circuits. It is now still with the Palladine repair guys and wouldn't be back until next week. Come to think of it, the breakdown might also be a sign of good luck, cos it happened just half a month before the 1 year warranty expires for this equipment

I think Han Solo was right when he said to Luke, "I call this Luck."

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.
Well luck is all around me, and so the feeling grows.
It´s written on the wind, it´s everywhere I go.
So if I'm really lucky, come on and let it show.

全职妈妈最伟大

假期来了,我原本有一系列的假期计划,包括去瞎拼去练瑜伽去图书馆等等,但是我妈妈捷足先登,说她要到中国去探亲,我的完美计划立刻泡汤。

于是,我再度成为全职妈妈。每天一大清早开始就忙着熬粥帮媛媛洗澡搞她睡觉陪她玩耍消磨时间带她到游乐场喂食做运动。一天下来,满身臭汗,蓬头垢面,气喘吁吁。哪里有上班时的衣着光鲜?哪里有上班时的美丽彩妆?我完全就是一个欧巴桑!

我突然觉得,能在职场上呼风唤雨没什么大不了。你能在家里全职全心全意照顾孩子,才叫厉害。

Monday, March 12

Rise & Shine, My Baby!

Jaimie woke up at 7am this morning. She was in her usual good mood. What was unusual was that I too was in just as good a mood as her. Why? Cos I AM ON LEAVE, BABY!

I think only babies TRULY rise and shine when they wake up in the mornings. I mean, who else can exit from slumberland and NOT have a bad hairdo, NOT have amouth that smell like something died inside there over the night, and have that smile that makes the person seeing it feel like a million bucks?

Saturday, March 10

Petals Around the Rose

Met Gobi in Windows Messenger for the first time last night. He logged on at almost precisely the moment I made the decision to shut down the PC and get to bed. It was 0052hrs.

After some exchanges, he asked if I would like to have the Singapore Zoo pass which he was holding on to, but couldn't make use of because of Pam's last minute committment over the weekends. I said yes, and we made arrangements to meet up in the morning, at 0800hrs at the foyer of his block (just a street away from mine).

When we met up this morning, besides having the Zoo pass change hands, he remarked that there was this "game", which could be played on the internet, which had him stumped.

"It is called "Petals Around the Rose" and basically it involves throwing of dice and then you're to guess the 'roll' for each throw. The name of the game is supposed to be the clue. Apparently Bill Gates played this and like solved it after one and a half hours"

"So you're supposed to do what? Break the code? Find the formula issit?"

"Yah. Hey, if you solve it, you have to tell me the secret ok? Don't leave me having sleepless nites over this!"

"Walow...you think too highly of me lah. IF I solve it, then say."

And we parted ways.

It was quite an eventful day today. We made a trip to the Zoo right after having bf in the car (大包). In the afternoon, we shuttled down to Suntec, to the IT Show 2007, where Angie purchased a DELL Inspirion 640m laptop. She only told me this morning after we woke up that "I think I shall buy a laptop with Wifi capabilities." I said "Ok, I will help you source which are the star buys you can get over at the ongoing IT Show at Suntec." And that was it. Sounds like an impulsive, spur of the moment thing? No lah...this is typical of what happens in this family.

While driving home from Suntec after evacuating from the uncomfortably congested mall, I sms'd Gobi to tell him that I'd drop off the Zoo pass into his letter box. He said ok.

"Any luck with the rose qn?"

"Nt tried yet. Morning zoo. Nw juz coming bk fr IT show."

Ok...I thought. Now he has really gotten me curious. Must try this later. And I did.
After reading the descriptions on the website, and the constant reminder that the "name of the game" is the important clue to breaking the code, I tried out the game proper.
Now this is gonna sound like quite haolian...but actually, it didn't take me long at all. It really helped that I jotted down the throw combinations and their corresponding results and then just stared at these lines until I could see that "pattern". The rush that I felt when the answer suddenly struck me was exhilarating. Wow! I wasted no time in verifying my hypothesis at the website with another 4 throws, and was shouting out silently inside when they were all correct. Whoa.

Guess who my immediate next sms went to? Hahahaa.

I am not gonna tell him the answer but give him some clues and encouragement so he could have a chance to experience the high of solving the puzzle by himself. Good luck, Gobi.

For anyone reading this who wishes to have a go at the game, here's the link:
http://www.borrett.id.au/computing/petals-j.htm

All the best!

Friday, March 9

妈妈的心得 之二


当妈妈们一碰头,便会大谈妈妈经。

“我的孩子X个月大就会爬了!”“我的孩子X个月大就长牙了!”“我的孩子X个月大就会拍手了!”“我的孩子X个月大就会叫妈妈了!”“我的孩子X个月大就会拜拜了!”……一个母亲的骄傲,常常在言谈之中不经意地流露。

我从来都不为媛媛的生理进展或学习进度烦恼。因为,一个在10个月会走路的孩子和一个在15个月会走路的孩子,在他们2岁的时候有什么分别?同样的,在10年后又有什么分别?他们迟早都会他们该会的。我在孩子身上也学到学习瑜伽的道理:别着急。有时候学瑜伽有点气馁,因为有些动作别人做起来轻而易举,而自己学了那么久的瑜伽都做不到!啊,我学会了别着急!就好像我们走路是轻而易举的,孩子学步时却是踉踉跄跄,还跌倒摔交,最后才学会轻而易举地走路。每个人有每个人的学习进度,不需超之过急,不需与人比较。让我们的孩子的每一个学习过程都是愉快的吧!

Saturday, March 3

Spiderman's Identity Revealed!

James, no wonder you've got no time to reply our emails, and always tell me your work keeps you busy. I can see why that is so now.

I notice that you've been working out too. Nice bod.

Hang in there, bro. With great powers come great responsibilities, yah?

Thursday, March 1

Jae Walking

One small step for Man. Many smaller steps for Jaimie.

Technically, Jaimie’s first steps were taken on 20th Feb 2007, at Uncle Yeow Seng’s place. That was 大年初三 and we were having a mini-gathering at YS’s. Trust this haolian baby to pick a time and place to perform this feat to impress us all. Show off!!

Since then lil’ Jae has been demanding for more walking opportunities. She’d protest pretty hard if she was being carried, at times when she wanted to be on her feet, usually with one of us holding on to one of her hands.

Well…Four legs good, two legs better, eh?